i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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