I'm going to jail i love you
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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