R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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