Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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