remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I looked at my own cervix.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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