The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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