Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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