Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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