this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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