So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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