she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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