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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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