she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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