We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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