Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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