I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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