the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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