Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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