"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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