I skipped work to stalk him.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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