So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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