Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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