College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she smelled like a LAN party
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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