Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am midnight drunk by noon
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Still dying that you shit outside
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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