We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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