ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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