yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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