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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home

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(262): I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home http://tfl.nu/gzni

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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

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(814): Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today. http://tfl.nu/lhgy

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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(609): We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada. http://tfl.nu/0b9c

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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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(252): this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats. http://tfl.nu/6vwk

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(315): View more from New York

I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?

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(315): I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic? http://tfl.nu/satp

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers

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(610): she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers http://tfl.nu/sjqg

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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies

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(214): he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies http://tfl.nu/w2ol

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?

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(902): are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night? http://tfl.nu/v55k

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(305): View more from Florida

I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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(305): I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy http://tfl.nu/yxp4

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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing

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(573): If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing http://tfl.nu/6uck

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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from

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(702): the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from http://tfl.nu/ac6d

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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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(914): I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed. http://tfl.nu/j5xb

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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?

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(303): can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself? http://tfl.nu/x2xl

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.

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(918): Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time. http://tfl.nu/hv9q

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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...

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(859): I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud... http://tfl.nu/ip6k

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