I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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