I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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