you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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