matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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