So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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