look no pants
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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