i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your dick twin last night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize