Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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