you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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