A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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