So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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