I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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