I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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