I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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