After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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