Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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