The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
God I need to hump something, right now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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