went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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