it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize