Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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