i don't like sucking hair
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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