D3 body, D1 cock
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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